Well overdue for its online debut: Wet Hands.

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Holy shit is that me?

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Juz a lil sumthin I made fo a frend.

In honor of the release of short film “Wet Hands” tomorrow, I thought I would also release “The ‘Talians” a closely guarded film secret for nearly three years. Caution: this video was not initially released for a reason.

I know this is an old joke, but I couldn’t help it.